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Chris Maher 

Cancer Chris has chest cancer!! It's looks like a shark fin. That's why he's so good at backstroke. There is a legend that he is gay but nobody knows because a dick a day keeps the gay away.
Boy: There's a shark in the water!!
Girl: No, it's just Chris Maher.
Chris Maher by IShankDeep November 20, 2018

Chris Dimas 

Below average Canadian chess specimen, with a current handicap of 888. Chris Dimas currently has a moderate to above average kill count with majority of the victims coming from tinder or bumble. Voted best boy in the world by his mother, Chris Dimas has achieved everything he has set his mind to except the kill on Rachel Martin.
Hey, look! It's Chris Dimas that cum dumpster! Open up Chris!

Hey, isn't that the beetlejuice guy?
Chris Dimas by Chris Dimas March 25, 2019

Chris Kotsch 

Chris Kotsch

Chris Kotsch typically a person born in the 1970's and is now a middle aged man.

Born in the great lands of Saskatchewan in the midst of a lightning storm, legend has it that upon his exit from the womb Chris Kotsch was struck but lightning giving him superhuman abilities.

Chris Kotsch is known for his extremely kind nature often seen helping little old ladies cross busy intersections, and observed once or twice rescuing kittens from tree tops.
Don't be deceived by his kindness. Chris Kotsch is a deadly serious killing machine, specializing in the super secret martial art of kahrahtay, rumor has it that he once got into an altercation with Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme at the same time, he left the bar with both their heads in tow.
Chris Kotsch is a future candidate in the United States presidential election, hoping to be president by year 2028 running his board would be his trusty partners Alex Jones, Donald Trump, Mr. T, and the guy who played the Toxic Avenger. His presidential promise is to get to the bottom of the flat earth debate and to send a giraffe to the moon.
"I'm a Chris Kotsch don't mess with me!"

chris beta 

hoe that got his ass beat by john brundage for saying lil tecca is better than tyler the creator
chris beta : Lil tecca is better than tyler the creator
John brundage : ight bitch
*whoops his ass*
chris beta by 69peepeebutt69 December 3, 2019

Chris Fischer 

1. The father of Amy Schumer’s child

2. Conducting an act so heinous as to utterly ruin ones life
“Oh mate, I got caught for a hit and run, and it looks like I’ll be sent to jail for life. I’ve pulled a real Chris Fischer”

Or

“Oh mate, I’ve gotten the living cabbage patch doll that is Amy Schumer pregnant. I’ve pulled a total Chris Fischer”
Watched Saiki K once now has 20 cosplays in his bedroom he also roleplays with his reflection
Look at that it’s Chris W he’s got a knife hide your wife
Chris W by 12thSoul May 12, 2021