Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy

Of greater danger than nobody knowing what to do is a broadly held presumption that somebody does.

Source: “‘Idiocracy’ is a disturbingly prescient reflection of our current reality, not because nobody knows anything but because everybody thinks somebody does." ~ Jared Bauer

Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy arises in part from characteristics discussed in Erich Fromm’s “Escape From Freedom,” including a desire to defer to a trusted figure to escape the burden of having to puzzle out matters for which one is ill-equipped, the learning curve is steep, or information is at best incomplete.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Beanerette

Latina

I’m taking a beanerette on a date tonight.

by The Jips-meister February 1, 2026

Beamer

A black Mexican and white American

Te’Te’ is a Beamer a B.M.W. Luxurious ride wink wink, find black, white, Mexican

by Dadonn February 19, 2025

beanercel

involuntarily hispanic, a beaner with white supremacist ideals.

hispanic male: cuh your so whitewashed
beanercel: no i just believe in the truth, i am a beanercell.

by beanercel March 1, 2025

beamer

When you hit your dot perfectly in marching band

Wow dude we all landed on the line and stayed together what a beamer

by anonymous July 31, 2025

beaner

A way to express your true American self & show that you hate hispanics. Mostly you want to add "wet back" and "border hopper" after you say this term. It's a way to make fun of hispanic individuals and make friends. If you want to get more racist call the a "border bunny".

Joe: "Hey you see that hispanic person walking?"
Trump: "Yeah that border hoppping beaner?"
Joe "Woah, don't make fun of his race, they have cute young latina girls."
Trump: "You're right, I want a torta on my face right now."

by ndottyneverlackinalwayspackin October 1, 2025

Beaner

An advanced practitioner of Bean Play™, mastering levels from sprout to full legume enlightenment.

You know John Doe is a Beaner right?

by Max Levio November 28, 2025