Hammered

When a white guy, in college, gets so drunk he can’t hit the head of a nail with his face.

Bob: Yo!,Tim, Johnny got hammered last night. He couldn’t walk an inch. He fell flat on his ass!

by ShitDemon01 October 6, 2018

God of Hammers

Thor.

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.

by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021

Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013

hammer

Hammer also referred to as revolver or pistol 40 plus caliber used in sentence

"You know I always keep that hammer next to me" young MA OOOUUU

by call me mixed December 20, 2016

Hammer

Hammers are a working tool which is round or angular.
Hammers can be used for many things usually knocking things into other things or destroying something.
There are various hammers some used in war (War hammer, etc.) or for work (Sledge hammer, Claw hammer, etc.)

A Hammer is also used in Firearms it is used to strike the percussion/primer to ignite a propellant,
hence why it is sometimes used as slang for "Firearm".

(Common) Construction worker: Can you pass me that Claw Hammer ? I need it to drive in a Nail into this beam.

(Slang) Rapper: Disrespect and we back hammers
Lyric of Attempted 2.0 - AM

by Exless November 7, 2020

Hammer Red Front

Hammer Red Front is Roblox group full of far right extremist and satanists that need to be stopped cuz they real bad

Hammer Red Front death to them all

by Xxjames September 24, 2025