A person who is primarily attracted to another person's buttocks, regardless of the gender identity of the buttocks' owner. Usually this corresponds with a strong preference for anal sex.
Another name for a Romper, a garment commonly worn by human females. Rompers almost always leave 95% of the ass exposed. The view created by a romper mimics the function of a window, as you can clearly see the object inside but do not have access to it.
Guy1: "Bro, look at that girl! You can see 95% of her ass in that romper!"
Guy2: Yeah you can clearly see it through the ass window."
An insult or jab to be used toward a friend while in a debate. The meaning is ambiguous due to the juxtaposition of the words ass and daddy which seem to have little connection. Therein lies the point - to confuse and fluster the insultee causing hesitation, a break in concentration hopefully leading to a loss of, or general end to, the debate. Most effective when several friends are having a go at one stubborn or egotistic buddy.
Friend 1: This camp is not that important, you don't need to inflate your position as a councilor to the point everyone hates you. Stop budding in on everything like you run the place.
Friend 2: This camp is extremely important for development and it is critical that everything is managed properly and by the book Friend 1, 3 and 4: Ass Daddy
Friend 2: *silence*
One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a generalbeast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
Someone who climbs up into a persons psychological domain there by attaching themselves with the express intent of causing severe mental and physical irritation of which relief can be extremely difficult, if not impossible!
Ass-ticks will usually spring into action without motivation or encouragement, just the satisfaction of having interrupted the flow of normalcy or unnerved innocence is their reward.