Altoid Hummer 

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.

Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!

Altoid Hummer by I'm way sicker than you! March 1, 2011

Rishi sunak (aka presley hamers dad)

HE RISES TAXES CUZ HES A MORON HE THINKS HES RICH LIKE CHANCELOR!

Rishi sunak (aka presley hamers dad) WILL RAISE UR TAXES IF U DONT READ THIS!

Rishi sunak (aka presley hamers dad) by rishisunak October 5, 2020

hummer 

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

Your mom gives great hummers.

hummer by John E. November 12, 2002

dumb as a bag of hammers 

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid

My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.

dumb as a bag of hammers by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006

MC hammered 

Extremely drunk. Coined by Daniel Amire.

Last Friday I was MC hammered at the bar.

MC hammered by gogg October 24, 2005

Hammerfaced 

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.

"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

Hammerfaced by PJZ, too many people use this September 28, 2008

Highway Hummer 

A blowjob given while driving at speeds of over 60-79 mph. Not to be confused with a suburban suck-down which would be conducted at speeds of 25-59 mph or a speedway suck job which would be at speeds of 80+ mph.

The distinctions are important b/c if pulled over in the act the ticket price declines with rising difficulty.

Had the salewoman, Lisa P, not given me a highway hummer during my test drive, I probably wouldn't have bought this used 1995 Dihatsu. Although I just bought it last week, I'm thinking of going for another test drive asap.

Highway Hummer by rbc December 10, 2004