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i'm bored 

what you say when you have absolutely nothing to do and can find no pot.
The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.

Places People Are Bored:
1) School
2) Work
3) Sitting on a Bench
4) Waiting for someone or something
5) Watching movies from before 1960

Things people do when they're bored:
1) Add words to urbandictionary.com
2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel
3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards
4) Try to move things with their mind
5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it
Josh: dude, i'm bored.
Kevin: deal with it, you douche.
i'm bored by Kevin1212 January 27, 2007
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I'm down, cow!

A phrase used to describe someone that wants to engage in sex with cattle.
Person 1: If you had to have sex with an animal, which one would it be?

Person 2: I'm down, cow!
I'm down, cow! by Braveskid July 27, 2011
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i'll drink to that 

A: My conclusion is That wan need to respect each other for our accomplishments more.

B. I'll drink to that.

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog
I believe you have my stapler?

I'm Keith Hernandez 

Saying you are going to do something simply because of who you are. The highest level of self-confidence and overemphasis of your abilities.
Hernandez himself when he makes a move on Elaine in a 92 episode of Seinfeld simply because he was Keith Hernandez. Michael Jordan making 3's in Game 1 of the 1992 Finals and shrugging to the crowd. Matt Leinart slinging the ball long on 4th down against Notre Dame. An athlete especially has an "I'm Keith Hernandez" moment when he decides to do whatever he wants because of his own name and identity. Frequently used by ESPN writer Bill Simmons
I'm Keith Hernandez by Michael Bliss December 27, 2008

i'm not new to this, i'm true to this 

Shit, yeah, I got this DOWN!
"Do I have this under control? Son, I'm not new to this, I'm true to this!"
what I say whenever nobody pays attention to me
"I'm sad" i say
yet nobody gives a fuck
I'm sad by sad gorl June 6, 2018