I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006

Peanus

A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the wordIGN Boards/word by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".

Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".

The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".

OMG uRghey now stik ur peanus in my but kthx

by Mr_eX September 8, 2003

peenut

a female that uncontrollably pisses or "pees" when she has an orgasm or gets a "nut".

Man that girl pissed all over me when she had an orgasm. She is definately a peenut.

by Kevin Franklin May 9, 2006

May Contain Peanuts

Extremely dangerous

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!

by Alex August 28, 2003

Purple peanuts

hemorrhoids; vascular structures in the anal canal which help with stool control. They become swollen or inflamed.

Purple peanuts colon cauliflower hemeroids hemroids haemorrhoids roids

by Twist of Cain April 3, 2011

Peenut

When you nut but you accidentally pee a little bit, what results is this weird yellow goop

I was getting head from my girl, and when we were finished i peenut. Ever since then she'll never give me head again.

by Aug's Cannolis July 29, 2018

peanus

pee handle, wank rod

My peanus itches.

by ugglet October 8, 2019