Peanus 

Peanus is a misspelling of the word penis. It's how some kids spells penis because it sounds like peanus. They also spell vagina vajina.

Kid: Peanus!
Other kid: Peadus! Vajina!

Peanus by HawaiianPunch1 January 1, 2022

Peanus 

1. N. A penis which is the approximate size of a peanut. Not a mispelling.

That guy took too many steroids, now he has a peanus.

Peanus by Mule_Hammer September 14, 2005

Peanus 

A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the wordIGN Boards/word by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".

Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".

The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".

OMG uRghey now stik ur peanus in my but kthx

Peanus by Mr_eX September 8, 2003

peanus 

pee handle, wank rod

My peanus itches.

peanus by ugglet October 8, 2019

Peanus 

The process of sicking your own penis inside your own anus
(Verb)

Did you try the peanus last night?

Peanus by Theseeroffandom January 11, 2017

Peanus 

Penis and anus combined.

I want someone to lick my peanus.

Peanus by LemonsAnnish September 22, 2015

peanus 

nerd nerd nerd nerd

mr ex is a nerd lol

peanus by smart guy April 25, 2004