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When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.

Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.
Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."

Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"

Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"

Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."

Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".

Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
by Pantieraid May 20, 2016
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a female that uncontrollably pisses or "pees" when she has an orgasm or gets a "nut".
Man that girl pissed all over me when she had an orgasm. She is definately a peenut.
by Kevin Franklin April 27, 2006
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in essence, peenuts are testicles made of congealed bladder discharge hardened to a crunchy, salty taste often crushed and squeezed to distill into a viscous substance titled peenut butter.
I ate a peeday candy bar and the hardened urination residues peenuts embedded in the candy were crushed in between my molars to resemble the thick, dark yellowish sauce entitled peenut butter.
by homosexuality June 14, 2011
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When you nut but you accidentally pee a little bit, what results is this weird yellow goop
I was getting head from my girl, and when we were finished i peenut. Ever since then she'll never give me head again.
by Aug's Cannolis July 29, 2018
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The awsome <3
She's always nice to everyone
Peenut > you
OMG! Peenut complimented me! I'm never going to erase this quote!
by Kitten September 13, 2004
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A girl who will rock you friggin socks off nigga. She's a killa though. She smooth talks you and butters you up, then bites your head off. -gonk-
"Everyone should fear teh Peenut"
by xbillxdt September 13, 2004
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