Blue Waffle 

Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)

Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."

Blue Waffle by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017

blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.

Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.

blue noodle by Raoskie August 8, 2017

blue anus 

The condition in which ones anus freezes over due to cold shits.

My mom went to the doctor the other day, she came back and said she had a nasty case of blue anus.

blue anus by UndulatingTerror March 2, 2018

Blue Jay 

Blue Jays are magnificent birds, native to Northern Hemisphere. They are held sacred by Native American tribes as messengers and bringers of light 💡

Boy: Did you see that Blue Jay!
Girl: Yeah! It took flight! 🌸

Blue Jay by Cuccigang July 17, 2018

blue ridge 

blue ridge is a camp that lets you be who you are with you bffs for seven weeks. u sleep in bunks with ur life long sisters and gossip about ur next social and who is gonna make a move on who. you gossip about who is gonna be chief and chief of tribes. you dread waking up in the morning but u can never fall asleep at night. u live for spirit and jumping into the lake with you bffs. the counselors that have gone to camp share stories on their bed at night and are so relatable. the international counselors sit on their beds and try to relate but they can’t because you only know what blue ridge is like when you live ten months for two all year and you live the dreams of the legendary past campers.

can’t wait to go to blue ridge.

omg me too blue ridge is the best camp ever!!!

blue ridge by i ain’t telling u my name November 23, 2018

Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.

"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"

Blue ribbon asshole by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

blue razz 

a blowjob given by Sonic the Hedgehog wherein he periodically blows a raspberry on the tip

A: B, why do you look so tired?
B: I was up pretty late last night. I just couldn't get off...until I saw a video of Knuckles getting a blue razz. He came four times, dude!

blue razz by _hexx23 November 12, 2019