Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.

Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"

by eurodancing July 13, 2024

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.

by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025

cookery

Feltching? Shrimping?

"I'm a gay 19/m. I like bondage, cookery, cut, domination, and leather"

by lillllll December 29, 2003

cookers

1) to react in an intensely irrarional manner

2) an overwhelming feeling of emotions, often causing a complete and total breakdown

3) an absurdity

I was cookers last week. I did way too many drugs.

Cookers! That baby just gave me the devils eye

by hanazoew March 17, 2008

cook-ied

I want to be fucked.

Jerome:Why ur bitch wildin out like that?
Trey:Dont worry I havent cook-ied her yet.

by Quackalicious_ June 30, 2008

cookalous

can be referred to as either:
1. boobs.
2. penis/ balls.

1. "DAAAANG, Sarah's cookalous are owning."
2. "Dude, she owned my cookalous last night."

by AAA556 October 19, 2008

Cookerspanil

A type of dog spelled without the second "c" so it can be made into a runescape account.

player:haha you spelled your username wrong!
Cookerspanil:you cannot have offensive words in your username newb.

by skullboy736 February 21, 2009