A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?

Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
by Ceylon August 21, 2009
mugGet the DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKSmug.

cook-ied

Jerome:Why ur bitch wildin out like that?
Trey:Dont worry I havent cook-ied her yet.
by Quackalicious_ June 30, 2008
mugGet the cook-iedmug.

am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done
i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?
by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024
mugGet the am i cookedmug.