sneezy webster

You know when you are fucking a cow in the nostril and you block it's other nostril with your hand so it can't breath and has to open it's mouth and licks your balls with its tongue, that's a sneezy webster

Having sex with a cows nose is the crux of a sneezy webster

by Papa Burgundy December 1, 2007

website

What your on right now...

Urbandictionary.com is a website...

by doitphaggot February 5, 2008

Smitty Werbenjeggermanjensen

The guy from Spongebob.

He was #1!

by Luka April 22, 2004

webstered

Being 'well defined' physically (muscular, ripped).

That guy is completely webstered.

by Ryan Westover September 8, 2007

Webslug

A person absolutely addicted to the internet. Frequenter of Digg, Wikipedia, Slashdot, Google, etc. Known to browse through pages slowly and with no direct purpose.

Often they leave a trail of stupid messages and posts on various forums and message boards. Their "slime trail".

Ugh, that guy is a true webslug.

by Eriot March 1, 2007

websturbate

surfing the web,(usually out of boredom) as a person surfed the channels on the television in the 1980's 90's with hopes that something will spark interest.

Last night I came home, websturbated, and the next thing I knew, three hours had gone by!

by DrDisney July 30, 2007

websession

(n.) an obsession with the web or a particular part of it. An inability to quit visiting a particular site.

Facebook is my websession.

by Brad M. February 6, 2008