taint truffles

The little bits of shit that get caught up in your taint hairs.

I went down on a woman and while eating her out I felt like a pig rooting out her taint truffles.

by Imafunny August 01, 2017

Skunk truffle

A freshly disimpacted bowel that when sliced in half resembles a truffle mushroom.

After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.

by jJacovovich, Esq. November 19, 2018

Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 07, 2023

Truffle dogging

The act of burring your nose in someone’s bum hole and vigorously searching around for what you seek, just like a truffle dog or pig searches for truffles in the dirt

Hey girl, are you into truffle dogging?
Took this chick home last night and truffle dogged her to sleep.

by Anonymous dogger January 20, 2020

gusset truffle

When you get a bit too excited during a fun activity and pop a little surprise shit out.

Barry spat a gusset truffle out trying to beat Blanka on Street Fighter 2.

by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018

Truffle Butter

A mix of semen and poop

Oh yea spread that Truffle Butter all over me

by SmallDickDoofus August 19, 2017

truffle butter

It's made with all-natural sweet cream butter, real black truffle pieces and real black truffle juice with a touch of black truffle oil and soy sauce for seasoning and depth of flavor. In other words, it's FOOD! Dumbasses.

Talkin Filet's with the Truffle Butter.

by Ms. 25/8 September 23, 2015