testicular subterfuge

(n.) A deceptive stratagem meant to evade a troublesome situation by grabbing, crushing, stepping on, slapping, kicking, or merely flicking, or otherwise violently treating another's testicles in order to distract the other person, who is typically an adversary who causes, or maintains, the troublesome situation which one intends to evade.

Joe kicked John in the crotch, a classic testicular subterfuge, in order to escape from John.

by Nebojsa March 7, 2008

Testicular Shrapnel

Projectile fragments resulting from catastrophic, blunt force trauma to the groin.

The extent of his groin injury was apparent from the amount of testicular shrapnel found around the accident.

by J. Power February 8, 2010

testicle-tapper

Testicle-tapper - One who deliberately swipes at the groin area of another in retaliation. Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is not his first testicle-tapping offense. Green was fined $25,000 in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals for kicking Oklahoma City Thunder’s Steven Adams in the groin; and in Game 2 he got away with kneeing Adams in the junk.

Testicle-tapper Draymond Green was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James.

by JJewella ewJ June 13, 2016

testivfefe

1. A mocking term used to describe President Trump's testicles and/or scrotum; an expansion of Donald Trump's popular late-night Twitter goof "covfefe".

2. The sound that low-hanging & especially wrinkly And/or well-textured testicles make when you're walking about 'commando' in corduroy pants.

The Secret Service agent became agitated as President Trump paced about the room in his corduroy pants, the lack of underwear between his wrinkly scrotum & the notoriously loud fabric was increasingly obnoxious. Before he had time to think of his solemn oath, the agent yelled out "PLEASE GOD, STOP PACING! THAT TESTIVFEFE IS DRIVING ME INSANE!"

by the Red-Headed Pecker June 8, 2017

Testicular Coma

A Testicular Coma occurs whenever one is slammed in their wingus so hard that their testicles fly up into their body and hit their brain, causing it to bounce around the skull and ultimately suspending the victim in a coma.

Do you remember that movie with the shark dingus and george lopez robot form, where that one dumbshit kid was climbing rope on the playground and got nutsacked by the ropes, and then got his jounral stolen like a fucking retard - thus leading to a testicular coma.

by Dhqpwoeuryty October 23, 2017

Testicle Nutblast

When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))

Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!

by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019

Testicular Osteoporosis

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum

Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020