While, in the middle of exercising (usually jogging), when one decides to suddenly start stretching to make a spectacle of themselves. This mostly occurs in crowded areas so that others are forced to watch, or in a severe case, dodge the stretcher if they happen to be blocking a sidewalk or trail. The drama stretcher will appear to be in some other world oblivious to onlookers, but they are quite aware of the attention.
I can’t believe how many drama stretchers are in this park. Does anyone actually do any running around here?
Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.
Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.
by DC Derailleurs May 6, 2021
Get the drama stretchmug. Stretching Surgery is a medical practice used to stretch out the males dick and balls out to extend them. It is usually done voluntarily and enjoyed by many people. ‘The Cock Stretcher’ is the main apparatus used in Stretching Surgery in order to stretch out the males dick and nuts to a suitable length (5 inches bigger). Stretching Surgery proved popular in the early 1930’s with over 430,000 cases of Stretching Surgery during the decade. 326,351 cases were handed out during WW1 to amputees for pleasure. Soon, Stretching Surgery was soon to die out until 2017 when doctors handed out free trials for Stretching Surgery to ‘struggling men’. Stretching Surgery is commonly mistaken for Mongolian Ball Torture, where the dick and nuts are cut off from the man and fed to the hounds. Whilst the remainders are cut off and sold on the Black Market.
Person 1: Hello, have you got your stretching surgery yet?
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.
by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019
Get the Stretching Surgerymug. 1, slang: When you stretch either your arms, legs or both to get something and succeed, unless you get Vac-Manned.
2, toy: A rubber and syrup toy with a plastic head. He used to have actual clothes but HASBRO CHANGED TO FRIKIN PAINTED-ON! WHY!
2, toy: A rubber and syrup toy with a plastic head. He used to have actual clothes but HASBRO CHANGED TO FRIKIN PAINTED-ON! WHY!
1: Why did you Stretch Armstrong when I was going to?
2: Stretch Armstrong is a cool toy when you don't break it.
2: Stretch Armstrong is a cool toy when you don't break it.
by Yoghurt With Sprinkles May 1, 2020
Get the Stretch Armstrongmug. Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.
My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.
by KTeacherK June 15, 2021
Get the Stretched Tiresmug. A sexual act, usually done in prison, when 3 mandingos insert their penises into the same hispanic man's asshole at the same time. This causes the man to immediately ejaculate.
by Are You My Daddy November 5, 2016
Get the Stretch Vasquezmug. The act of attaching a dildo to a wall. Peferably 15 inches in length or more. Then using it to widen your anus or vagina whilst your legs are spread eagle.
by MetalDanMaster 69 March 11, 2017
Get the Wall Stretchmug. When you are really into someone and want to be 'with' them, but you find out that they live far away. Like on the other coast!
Or, that that they are already in another relationship.
Or, that that they are already in another relationship.
I met her in the kitchen at Dan's party. We talked for awhile. It was getting heated. Then, this guy comes in and I find out it's her boyfriend. I have serious stretch-lust for Jenna. I guess I'll have to wait for the break-up now. Too bad for me.
by Mbott Universe August 6, 2011
Get the Stretch-Lustmug.