Couch Sassing

The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
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Couch Sassing

This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick

3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.

Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!

RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG

Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.

by V1K1NG June 13, 2013

Ambi-sassing

To get mouthy or to start "fresh-talking" to someone whilst under the influence of Ambien

"Go to bed, goddammit, you're Ambi-sassing me and I don't appreciate it!"

by Miss Man Hands March 16, 2014

high strapping

Typically used by paintball players. A term used to describe how high up a strap is on the back of your head for your mask. The higher the strap(s), the higher you swag. When someone is “high strapping” they are wearing their strap(s) super high up on their head, drastically increasing their agg.

Guy 1: “Look at how high up that guy’s straps are! He must be a pro.”
Guy 2: “IKR! That guy is high strapping!”

by Udivitel November 7, 2017

Man Strating

To show of ones manliness in strange or normal ways; proving your dick is bigger

Man I love man strating when women and children watch!

by MrConeDome of Team Fortress 2 February 9, 2018

Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.

dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT

by cunt strafer January 7, 2019

Racial Stranding

Or Racially Stranded. It happens when a multiracial person doesn't feel belong to either race of his parents. It is an "In Between" state.

Similar to Culture Stranding

Matt's white friends think he is to "Asian" and his Asian friends think he is too "White"; Matt is in a Racial Stranding

by Jove Hue October 16, 2019

ass-sassing

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.

An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2020