Squid

An Insult directed at a person in the presense of authority so as not to get in trouble.
Mrs. Dubose he can't solve the math problem he's a Squid!
by Shawn Fournier December 09, 2008
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Squid

Somebody who is intelligent can be taken as a complement or a insult, most likely a insult. Can also be called squide or squid of death.
Means the same as nerd or geek.
"Did you do your homework? Oh wait of course you did you SQUID!"
by nerdpanda September 17, 2003
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Squid

A person that is not willing to stand up for himself,A spineless bitch
by Rey G December 06, 2008
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Squid

Someone who is annoying, tactless and down right retarculous.
"Alison, did you see that? That guy just pulled out in front of me. I totally had to slam on my breaks to avoid a major accident. Unbelievable, what a Squid!"

"I can't believe it. Jillian and I were supposed to get together for lunch today, and she completely blew me off! I knew she was a Squid.
by Brook Powers April 27, 2006
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squidding

Tickling the anus of another in a surprise attack motion, using your fingers much like the thentacly motion of that of a squid.
Please don't start squidding me again.
by squidpants April 29, 2007
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Squid

Made popular by Japanese Adult videos, a female is said to "squid" when she is fingered to the point where she can no longer control her body, releasing body fluids. The naming of this action of squirting of urine, cum or both is comes from a squid shooting it's ink.
Did he make her squid?

Yes, she shot all over!
by RuTang December 18, 2009
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Squid

Underage boyfriend, a general description for any pre-teenage or teenage boy, skinny and gangly, with friendly hands and arms, who is dating your teenage daughter.
Squidward is on the phone for you! Which one? I don't know,I think it is the squid who took you to the movie last week.
by Bettina December 15, 2006
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