1 definition by 115QT
A male in the Navy who is extremely arrogant, chauvinistic and excessively immature in every possible way. An unparalleled egocentric womanizing fool, dedicated to living his life as a self-righteous and asinine bastard with an obsessive and insatiable need to play COD, have sex and consume copious amounts of alcohol. Often they are attracted to under aged girls and have a disregard for personal morals and anyone who threatens their self-worship.
Scarlett: "So what happened with that guy, Peyton?"
Peyton: "Oh he said he was gunna play COD for a bit then text me."
Scarlett: "I see, when was that?"
Peyton: "IDK. About 3 days ago, maybe 4."
Scarlett: "That blows...I guess."
Peyton: "Not at all, he was fucking some tini bopper from high school, so I think I'm better off."
Scarlett: "Damn, that Squid if fucking disgusting."
Peyton: "For sure."
OR
Brooke: "Hey, ready to hit the bar?"
Nina: "Yeah. I'm stoked. So today when I was picking my sister up from school, there were hella squids creepin in the parking lot."
Brooke: "Grode, they are like walking STI's."
Nina: "Ya I know right, trying to chase down some squid mattresses at the local high school, how typical."
Peyton: "Oh he said he was gunna play COD for a bit then text me."
Scarlett: "I see, when was that?"
Peyton: "IDK. About 3 days ago, maybe 4."
Scarlett: "That blows...I guess."
Peyton: "Not at all, he was fucking some tini bopper from high school, so I think I'm better off."
Scarlett: "Damn, that Squid if fucking disgusting."
Peyton: "For sure."
OR
Brooke: "Hey, ready to hit the bar?"
Nina: "Yeah. I'm stoked. So today when I was picking my sister up from school, there were hella squids creepin in the parking lot."
Brooke: "Grode, they are like walking STI's."
Nina: "Ya I know right, trying to chase down some squid mattresses at the local high school, how typical."
by 115QT January 31, 2011