squaddle

To waddle from a squatting position.

After licking frosting from the cake, my sister tried to squaddle out of the reach of our mother's switch.

by milleresque February 16, 2015

smuddler

A combination of cuddling and smothering at the same time.

I would lay by Steven, but he's such a smuddler !

by breerena December 15, 2015

Spuddle

To spoon and cuddle with another person.

After a long and tiring day all she wanted to do was spuddle her boyfriend... but he had other ideas.

by ic800m May 1, 2016

squidlez

A person who likes squids and is addicted to coke and coughdrops

yo he's such a squidlez

by Pancake Dogster March 7, 2017

squiddle

an avid fan of railways and dank memes

hey look at that gay retard Squiddle over there on the train tracks I bet he isnt even maxed on osrs

by isquiddlex April 26, 2017

Squidley

A problomatic child whomst has the big gay and plays to much warthunder. He is also very much so a weeb and is dating a trap.

Why is squidley freaking out this time?
Because he's a homo

by USCGC_Ingham_WHEC35 July 16, 2018

Spuddle

Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.

"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"

by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019