Spanner and screwdriver

Spanner - cocaine and MDMA. 2. An idiot/spencer. 3. A problem i.e. to throw a spanner in the clockwork.
Screwdriver - orange juice and vodka. 2. A knife with a chipped off tip. 3. A twisting punch that does internal dammage.

Im totally spanskrew man, too many spanner's to many screwdriver's.

Get a spanner and screwdriver down your neck man.

by Step lupid May 30, 2024

Spawnespianism

The act of being spawned in a stupid location in a computer game.

"Some people don't like this game. They think it's just a spawnespianism simulator."

by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024

Spanner in the Planner

Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.

Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?

by JamesnLollify September 27, 2024

Spanner Man

A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner

fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man

by Phil Blade November 14, 2024

spawnser

A person or company dat funds da fish-stocking of a lake or river.

Anglers and naturalists alike are often major spawnsers, since having plenty of scales-and-fins-genus denizens of da waterways is good for everyone.

by QuacksO December 26, 2024

spawnrape

Something you will say as a threat to an enemy player who is toxic and is trashtalking in "All Chat" while being a trash and good-for-nothing player himself. It is a new gaming term coined by Harsit (harshiitt__ on Instagram). It basically means that the toxic enemy player's mother has been abducted by the ally team and is brutally rvped at ally spawn for the next few rounds as a consequence of his actions. The player is given chances to pick her mom up and rescue her as we(allies) are totally human and mean no harm.

"teri maa yaha padi hai spawn par le jaa usko"
"abe teri ma ka spawnrape horha hai bhai, bacha sakta hai toh bacha le"

by swayamana April 13, 2025

Spawnger

A person who believes in spawnism but said in a offensive way

Tim: John is a stupid fucking spawnger

by 4BVisits August 14, 2025