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so you creepy people out there my bf made this for me and I wanted to see if anyone would like it. to get the rest of the story click on my name :)
I start off by kissing you so gently and romantically by only kissing your lips. Pulling you close me, making you want me. After 4 minutes I start to get a little rougher when kissing you, putting in a little bit more tongue, digging my finger tips into your spine. My hand going under your shirt unclipping your bra trying to make it as romantic and sensational as possible. As I unclip your bra you're slowly taking off my belt. I pull your shirt off touching and squeezing your boobs and lightly pinching your nipples. While I do, you help me take my shirt off. I pull my belt out and I lay you down on top of my new bed and put myself over you. I pin your arms above your head kissing you from your head to your lips then to your breast. then back up to your lips again. I stop for a second while I cuff your hands to the top of the post on my bed making sure you can't stop what I do to you. As your cuffed up shirtless boobs just hanging out in front of me. I have no shirt on, standing up looking at you all helpless laying half naked. I think about how you would look fully naked. I go in to kiss you more and more on your lips, boobs, nipples and lower. Not under your pants yet.
sex is beautiful
by dots.luvs.cox October 7, 2022
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You know that thing stuck between your teeth that works at McDonalds? yeah? Okay well his cousin has this dog and he feeds it breakfast everyday, but the dog called him a bitch ass nigga and moved out so he failed his math class and fucked a duck. Now he spends most of his time working part time as my couch, and low-key my butt hurts.
guy1: "yo are you some laundry detergent?"
random guy:"what? No... are you okay. I think you need help"

guy2: "yo heard you needed laundry detergent"(rips off his pants and hands it to guy1)"here"
guy1:"thanks"(walk away whilst licking the pants)
random guy:".....wtf..... oh sex"
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The Latin number for 6
Puellae sex

Translates: The six girls
by TcatBoyyy November 26, 2016
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If you dont have sex before you die your life has been a waste
by middle fingger May 1, 2006
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its when mommy has a outlet and daddy has a plug
lets have sex

dad let me get my plug ready
by llamme October 27, 2018
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when 2 people love each other, they show their affection by having sex!
i came home 1 day 2 c my boyfriend lying on the couch watching the redskins game. i take off my shoes and go sit next to him and we start making out. i start 2 take off his shirt as his tongue gently pushes against mine. he takes off my shirt the i take off his pants and he takes my skirt off. we walk to our bedroom in my seethrough bra and my lace thong and his boxers. he throws off my thongs and pushes me onto the bed as i pull down his boxers. i gently play with his huge dick and it hardens immediatly. he gently pushes his dick into my wet vagina. "oooooooh baby u can do better than that!' he pushes it farther until he reaches my g-spot. "ooohhh yesss" i moan with delight. then i get ontop of him while his quitly unhooks my DD bra. he strokes my huge boobs while i pleasure his dick. i lick him and lightly nibble him while he screams with delight. i suck his penis so hard the juices flow right out. i lift my mouth and he kisses the semen off my lips. then he starts to kiss alll over my body: in between my boobs, on my stomach and in my freshley waxed vagina. oooooooooohhhhhhh baby ur so nice. he starts humping me again and we meet organisms at the same time and with laugh! We hear the doorbell ring and he goes and sees his best buddy at the door and he comes in and starts staring at me. i give him 1 look and tell him 2 gwt out cause im having sex with my man. we fuck each other all night until we fall asleep naked side by side.
by sex4life!!!!!!!!!!! January 3, 2013
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what i have with your mom
1: bro i had sex with your mom!
2: thats kinda gay...
by Cruned March 13, 2021
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