schlabber babber

when someone throws up on your right foot and u have really hot sex afterwards, then its called schlabber babber

"omg, vlad und ich hatten gestern schlabber babber"

by gekomagician September 12, 2022

Anti-schlag

A triumph of grandiose proportions; a "win" so grand that even Harry Potter himself struggles to comprehend its glory; an exclamation of utter and complete reverence to the Establishment of Awesome, Nerdfightaria.

Dude, I got an autoharp for Christmas.

That's sick, grrrrrl -- drop some beats.

Ya, we gone start a metal group wit your ukulele.

Damn right, girlfrienddd.

This gone be Anti-schlag.

by Asexual Protohuman of Sarnia January 24, 2012

schlag

v. to pee; to piss; #1; draining the bladder of its liquid, hopefully into a waste depository via the urinary tract.

OMG hold on, I gotta schlag. BRB SCHLAG.

by SuperZtheDestroyer September 16, 2007

Schlaft

A misshapen penis;

After Tiger Woods received a four-hour blowjob from one of his many partners, his former penis was now a schlaft.

by Carpenter Joe December 17, 2009

The Schlagg

The ultimate ass-kisser

"Tom is such a brown-noser - he's totally The Schlagg..."

by ANON1968 February 2, 2009

schlake

possibly one of the most annoying, gutless, and utterly retarded individuals ever heard of. usually used to describe a person of extreme nerdiness and arrogance. also can simply be used to describe someone as a total dusche bag. also... they all lack any ability to carry on a normal and gratuitous conversation.

i hate talking to him, he's such a schlake.

he's the schlakiest guy in our electrical engineering class

he's so rude he might as well be a schlake

by micah seth roberts the third esquire April 27, 2008

schelaxing

relaxing....only better

Off from work and schelaxing around the house.

by Kevin Spa May 7, 2007