Salty Jamaican Juicebox

It's when a chick stands over you and pisses in your mouth then sticks a tiny straw in your salt-rimmed mouth and drinks it all before saying "Jamaican me crazy!"

Yo this girl gave me a salty jamaican Juicebox last night... think I met my wife

by Uncle Fern August 10, 2018

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Safeysh

Anything and everything negative.

Safeysh shit eh eii

by Yourgirlfriendlooklikemymom January 5, 2022

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internet safety

A List of rules that most kids are shown at a young age about how to be safe on the internet when in reality The internet Is never a safe place and You cannot Protect yourself In it.

(in theory) Parent: Here are the internet Rules
kid: Yay now can be Safe!

(In reality)
Typical Internet chat forum

kid:Hi guys
guy 1: F U
guy 2: brah i will ddoxx yu
Guy3:?i stole ur dog
guy4: (NOT SPAM) Have Free Money!!

(One Safety rule)
If a guy harrasses you tell a parent or guardian

(Inreality)

kid: moooom this guys theatening me!
2 days later
guy: i stole ur Bank money your life insurance your Food, i will destroy you

internet safety is so not A fake reality of People who belive everything should be rainboys and ponies

by Wolfu July 24, 2016

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salty corndog

when an extremely attractive man receives a blowjob on the beach with a female, then immediately inserts his dick into the sand, similar to dipping a corndog in its batter, after it looks like a corndog the man proceeds to make violent sex with her.

Charlie: Hey girl come to the beach.
Maeve: Why?
Charlie: Because I want you to suck my dick, then let me get it all sandy and fuck you.
Maeve: Oh, the old salty corndog. I would love to.

by theunimpressedsmith April 28, 2013

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