peter kavinsky

peter is the guy we all want.

i love peter kavinsky

by ers.15 August 23, 2018

Peter Wentz

Bassist and lyricist of the rock band Fall Out Boy.

Peter Wentz plays the bass in Fall Out Boy.

by Beccaroo December 18, 2005

Paterno

To be aware of something very important and very serious that requires immediate action, but choose to do nothing.

"Eddie heard someone screaming for help outside his window, but paternoed instead."

by Drboogie July 29, 2012

Peter Griffin

The most epic man on planet earth from the hit show Family guy. Which such catchphrases as “Hey Lois” and “Frickin sweet”

Peter Griffin: This is worst then the time I insert cutaway gag. Ehehehehehheheh

by MUGlol69 September 30, 2021

peter tracks

Little spots of dried cum marking where one has either jacked off or had sex.

Rob left peter tracks on my sofa after watching The Dirty Dozen IV.

Ben has peter tracks on his underwear from all of his wet dreams.

by TexAMAggie05 August 28, 2005

Peter Priesthood

A male member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) who fits the stereo-type of the goody-goody Mormon (i.e. devoted to the Church standards). See also "Molly Mormon." Can be used both positively or negatively.

Jimmy is such a Peter Priesthood. He get's his home teaching done on the first of every month!

by HollyVanGogh August 25, 2005

millimeter peter

The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.

*Two runners after getting out of an ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:

*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."

by A_Real_GEE December 14, 2013