Primodon

A big ass, 50 meter sea monkey that “watches yo tone”.

Primodon is here to eat my ass!

by Tordaboss March 12, 2022

Primo Faverro

the lesbian who captured my heart. she taught me that love is genderless. she brought up the best in me, she loved me unconditionally. she understands instead of hate, she forgives instead of giving up. she tells me everyday how beautiful i am, boosts my confidence and listens to me patiently. never sexualized me and tells me that it is bad even we're both girls, shee never took advantage on me. she has a cute eyes that makes me happy, a voice that i always want to hear. i love you, mamiii. you're the best thing ever happened in my life.

love is genderless, primo faverro it is.

by masikipbilatq May 12, 2022

primo Peruvian

Nose candy,typically known as meth or cocaine .powdered form

"It's sad to see so much primo Peruvian go in snorted but it would be even worse to be somebody's permanent butt b***h" beast child

by Autistic monkey gyat129 September 30, 2023

Battlefuck promotion

The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."

by USArmyK9 April 14, 2014

Self-Promote

When u gotta pimp out ur own shit cuz u caint get no otha pimp on it. They all like NAH so u start sellin it on ya own.

"Dearest Mr. Pimp, while I appreciate your continued offer of services, I have decided to branch out and self-promote my exquisite goodies and will hereby be representing myself evermore. I apologize for any inconvenience or financial hardship that this revelation might cause you and your closest of kin."

by pimpwiggly 24/7 January 9, 2017

stupidest promotion ever

Urban dictionary's "buy a ____ mug for your guy trump"

"Hey, did you see urban dictionary promote trump in a really awkward and clunky way?"
"Yes, that was the stupidest fucking thing ever."
"Yeah... stupidest promotion ever, dude."

by Soniccarcrashsim February 16, 2023

prankin and promotin

Just simply trolling someone. Also trying to “get off” on some as others on instagram would describe it.

Her: “he just prankin and promotin”

You: “he keep tryna get off thinkin she funny and shi.”

by nana .. June 25, 2023