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Procrastibation

When one who starts watching porn and gently fondles their respective reproductive organs, but never actually gets around to full on masturbation.
Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.

Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.

Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...
by Jiz master flex March 29, 2010
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procrastifuck

A carton, usually a half-gallon, of ice cream or frozen custard commonly purchased at a corner convenience store or local gas station.
Chandler: I can't believe Matt ate that entire procrastifuck since last night!

Kenyon: Well, he is a matt.

Chandler: Yea, he fucking chandlered that procrastifuck like none other!

Kenyon: Well, I'm too tall, muscular, smart and very witty to do that.
by DEEZEGUYZ February 4, 2010
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Procrastifarming

Procastifarming is the art of delaying your real world tasks by immersing yourself in the world of farmville.
Martin: "Oh hey Dave, have you finished the excel sheets I sent you"

Dave: "Uuuhh... I got some calls from the client so..." thinks.. FUCK I shouldn't have been Procrastifarming
by DirtyMcCurdy April 24, 2010
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Procrastifacial

My mom told me to get to work so i gave her my personal brew of PROCRASTIFACIAL
by Steve FettEER June 28, 2010
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Procrastifight

A minor disagreement that is actively blown out of all proportion in order to waste everyone's time, occasionally leading to angry Procrastination Sex.
Paul and Ben both have looming deadlines for significant essays.

Paul: Hey can I shorten these curtains, they're really getting in the way.

Ben: No, I want those to be that long in case I ever move into a house with a massive window.

Paul: Well that's just ridiculous.

Ben: No, YOU'RE just ridiculous.

A procrastifight ensues.
by Boris The Devastator January 17, 2011
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Procrastifaking

When a muth-fucka take all damn day to do a simple ass task.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.
Dave: Alon did you do your homework?
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.
by De$ha mutha-fuckin G March 5, 2011
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Procrastifail

n. Occurs when someone procrastinates so much, there is no other word for it. even a failure at life ranks above a procrastifailure.
Hey, why don't you go fix that leak?

Okay, I'll do it later.

But it's been like that for two months. You always say you'll do it later.

Exactly. Later, as in, not in the foreseeable future.

Dude, that is such a procrastifail.
by IngolfrShadow October 5, 2011
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