Procrastifight 

A minor disagreement that is actively blown out of all proportion in order to waste everyone's time, occasionally leading to angry Procrastination Sex.

Paul and Ben both have looming deadlines for significant essays.

Paul: Hey can I shorten these curtains, they're really getting in the way.

Ben: No, I want those to be that long in case I ever move into a house with a massive window.

Paul: Well that's just ridiculous.

Ben: No, YOU'RE just ridiculous.

A procrastifight ensues.

Procrastifight by Boris The Devastator January 17, 2011

Procrastification 

n. The act of creating a justification for procrastinating

Bob's saying that it's really important to iron his underpants right now, but I think it's just a procrastification to put off writing that report

Procrastification by fabulogue August 5, 2019

Procrastinight

The night before a large assignment is due where one pulls an all-nighter in order to complete it.

"Hey broski, wanna hang out tonight?"
"Can't, I've got a long procrastinight ahead of me"

Procrastinight by S4ndals March 24, 2011

Procrastinight

A popular status started by Kristen.

Why are so many peoples' statuses the urban dictionary definition for Procrastinight?
um cuz kristen started it...

Procrastinight by Meggieandtheferociousbeast May 2, 2011

Procrastifishing 

The art of fishing when you are supposed to be doing something else.

Damn it Branden!! Your procrastifishing again?

Procrastifishing by BdawgRiot June 9, 2018