Procrastifight

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A minor disagreement that is actively blown out of all proportion in order to waste everyone's time, occasionally leading to angry Procrastination Sex.

Paul and Ben both have looming deadlines for significant essays.

Paul: Hey can I shorten these curtains, they're really getting in the way.

Ben: No, I want those to be that long in case I ever move into a house with a massive window.

Paul: Well that's just ridiculous.

Ben: No, YOU'RE just ridiculous.

A procrastifight ensues.

Procrastifight by Boris The Devastator January 17, 2011

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Procrastification

n. The act of creating a justification for procrastinating

Bob's saying that it's really important to iron his underpants right now, but I think it's just a procrastification to put off writing that report

Procrastification by fabulogue August 5, 2019

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Procrastinight

The night before a large assignment is due where one pulls an all-nighter in order to complete it.

"Hey broski, wanna hang out tonight?"
"Can't, I've got a long procrastinight ahead of me"

Procrastinight by S4ndals March 24, 2011

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Procrastinight

A popular status started by Kristen.

Why are so many peoples' statuses the urban dictionary definition for Procrastinight?
um cuz kristen started it...

Procrastinight by Meggieandtheferociousbeast May 2, 2011

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Procrastifishing

The art of fishing when you are supposed to be doing something else.

Damn it Branden!! Your procrastifishing again?

Procrastifishing by BdawgRiot June 9, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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