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A minor disagreement that is actively blown out of all proportion in order to waste everyone's time, occasionally leading to angry Procrastination Sex.
Paul and Ben both have looming deadlines for significant essays.

Paul: Hey can I shorten these curtains, they're really getting in the way.

Ben: No, I want those to be that long in case I ever move into a house with a massive window.

Paul: Well that's just ridiculous.

Ben: No, YOU'RE just ridiculous.

A procrastifight ensues.
by Boris The Devastator January 16, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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