Philadelphia Rainmaker

To piss all over your girl right as she enters to join you in the shower, preferably when she is trying to act as sexy and seductive as possible.

Lisa seductively entered the shower and offered to scrub my back, but I instead greeted her with a Philadelphia Rainmaker. She was livid!

by McWag January 2, 2009

Philadelphia Eagles

despite always being good, they've never won a super bowl; home of McNabb

The Eagles mauled Dallas 40-7

by Sports Freak October 16, 2003

philadelphia top hat

When a guy shits into a styrafoam cup, places it upside down on top of a girls head, and smashes it down.

She wasnt dressed for the occasion, so Kenny gave her a Philadelphia top hat.

by The Irish Mandingo September 30, 2008

philadelphia flyers

A hockey team that finished in last place in the 2006-2007 regular season. One of the finest in the NHL, posting a 2nd best overall winning percentage (2nd to Detroit). They will end up with either the 2nd or 1st draft pick this April and will have an ample amount of money (25 million) this off season. It is reasonable to state that the Flyers will "kick ass next season".

Did the Philadelphia Flyers just piss all over the Rangers?
Yup.

by JABBY! April 13, 2007

Philadelphia Eagles

Desperate NFL football franchise that embarks on a yearly pilgrimage to "almost, but not quite good enough." From T.O. to the dog-fighter who introduces himself to women as Ron Mexico, there isn't a scumbag this team isn't willing to sell its soul to in its effort to finally win a Superbowl. Of course, like all other NFL teams, its player collection of ignorant, arrogant malcontents mirrors the city it represents. A team that has always been and will always be green with envy of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

When I sit down to watch tabloid television, I usually tune in to the Philadelphia Eagles game, because although I know I'm about to watch a bunch of losers, I also know I just might see a pretty funny train wreck as well.

Eagle fan: My team is the greatest ever; we win games!
Steeler fan: Are you high? Every team "wins games," but the Steelers win Superbowls and lots of them!!!
Eagles fan: Oh really, we beat the Cowboys that year you guys lost to them in the Superbowl.
Steelers fan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha; typical dumbass Eagle fan retort. Just plain sad!!!

by Fraud Exposer August 19, 2009

Philadelphia Eagles

An awesome team that didn't actually get their asses kicked in Super Bowl XXXIX as arturo rosas says. They lost 24-21 on a last minute field goal, the way in which the Patriots always win.

The Philadelphia Eagles came up short, but they will be back...

by Harrier233 January 15, 2006

philander

To have sex with one or many horny broads. Usually used in referance to casual sex, or on occasion, monica lewinski.

George W. Butch is a Philanderer

by George W. Butch August 10, 2004