Pocket pervs

This is code word used when playing texas holdem' poker. Pocket pervs relates to a starting hand of two kings, hence pocket pervs.
If i can hit a king on the river my pocket pervs will become three of a kind.
Shit pocket pervs!!
by North Weezy June 02, 2006
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random perv

a worthless scumbag who has no social class and pops random boners
dude did you see Nick Chester hes such a Random Perv
by Nick Chester June 09, 2006
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power perving

The act of intense perving on the physical attributes of girls whilst out. This activity is usually practised over a short period of time due extenuating circumstances (such as girlfriend in loo) or eye strain and thus subtly is often disregarded.
I had to visit the optician as I strained my eye power perving.

I'll come out for one and get in some power perving.

by Adam T Murray May 29, 2007
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facebook perve

A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.
Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!
by colin magee January 11, 2008
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screen perving

Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.
John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.
by urbanofficialwords22 November 23, 2016
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matthew the perv

A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke
Matthew the perv tried to grab my ass in math, that whore.
by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017
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bikini perv

A type of man who loves looking at womens bathing suits mostly bikini's hence the name bikini perv.
When John went for a swim he became a bikini perv who looked at all the bikini clad women.
by J Slasher July 04, 2017
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