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Other than nickleback and bon jovi Motley crue is possibly the worst band ever. They almost destroyed the genre of heavy metal with their poser hair and horrible music. They employ some sort of mind control device to make people like them despite their awful music.
Me and my girlfriend went to a Motley Crue concert and almost died
by Dr. Jinkle March 28, 2010
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Motley Trio

When a dwarf, an albino and a pregnant woman have a threesome while eating honeycombs/
I want to have a motley trio with your mom
by PinkUnicorn3 May 4, 2011
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Moblert

Mo- blert \ˈmō-blərt\

1. (noun) A FREE mobile alert texted to your cellphone offering you exclusive discounts and coupons for food, drinks and services. All you have to do is show your phone to the local business to redeem the discount/coupon. A fancy pants smart-phone or phone with internet capabilities.

2. (noun) A mobile alert SMS text message coupon for local businesses. SMS=standard/normal texts. Basically everyone can get these if they have texting.

3. (adj.) Moblerter: a supa fly guy or totally awesome girl who receives moblerts.
Yo Billy Bob did you see the moblert today? Saweeeet deal!

or

Did you sign-up for Moblert yet? I heard it saves you a ton of cash money and it's free.

or

I am a new Moblerter and couldn't be happier.
by CompleteMediaInc October 30, 2011
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Moley Ringwald

Receiving a rim job from a ginger. '80s style!
"It was all fun and games until she gave me a Moley Ringwald."
by Jotay November 14, 2012
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Moleyka

I seen moleyka at the club today.
by Yousaidso November 28, 2021
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Moley

Moley is a plush sold by itemlabel.com. He is round, usually blue in color, small stubby arms, and a yellow beak and star shaped antennae. His eyes are always closed, and he always looks a bit sleepy– but don't be fooled! He is in a constant state of distress! Every second above the soil he is in excruciating pain, his eyes pleading for you to bury him. Bury him! Bury him, RIGHT NOW!

Moley comes in 3 different color variations, simply named 'Moley, 'Moley B' and 'Moley C'.
Moley is blue with a yellow beak and yellow star antennae.
Moley B is purple and incredibly fluffy! His beak is light blue, and his star antennae is yellow.
Moley C looks a bit like an orange. His fur is normal length, unlike Moley B. He is primarily orange with a yellow beak and green star antennae,
No matter which Moley you get, it will always be adorable! Just make sure to bury him- QUICK!
Jam and Toast are discussing Jam's recently purchased Moley.

Toast: "So, how's Moley doing? Have you buried him yet?"
Jam: "Bury him?! You want me to kill him?!? What is wrong with you?"
Toast: gasp "Don't you know? Every second above soil for Moley is pain! Quick, bury him as soon as you can!"
Jam: "What?"
Toast: "BURY HIM! HE IS IN PAIN!"
Jam: "OKAY! GOT IT!"

Luckily, Jam buried his Moley before it had experienced TOO much pain.

Be careful, bury your Moley!
by pastel_kindaa November 16, 2022
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George Morley-Wilkinson

A very charming lad who has the capability of shagging all the birds. Any girl in surrounding area falls for him. He is the perfect man.
“Omg it’s George Morley-Wilkinson! I must bend over for him”
by JoeW2089 November 24, 2021
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