by Kmeelain September 14, 2009
Get the Hammer Methodmug. person one: "hey dude I dont know how to figure out how thos works"
person two: "dude, just use the scientific method"
person one: "ah, fuck around, find out. alsomost forgot"
person two: "dude, just use the scientific method"
person one: "ah, fuck around, find out. alsomost forgot"
by Filbo Ogies September 17, 2020
Get the Scientific Methodmug. A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.
Excellent work, you are now crab free.
Excellent work, you are now crab free.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?
Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.
Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.
by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020
Get the Webster Methodmug. A method of driving where the driver cuts through a gas station or other parking lot to skip a red light on a turn.
Friend 1: “Yo the lights red, hit The Dorchester Method”
Friend 2: “Word, imma cut through this Cumbys”
Friend 2: “Word, imma cut through this Cumbys”
by Pogfish19 September 8, 2021
Get the The Dorchester Methodmug. To stink of poo, fuck your sister become a massive incest addict and love to sniff older women on the buses and your dad worked at boots. Must watch Indian gilf poo sex.
Dave: Did you hear about The Moore Method?
Steve: The Brit Method?
Dave: No, The Moore Method.
Steve: Is that the one where you stink of poo and be a complete freak?
Dave: YES!!!!! THATS THE ONE MATEEEEEE.
Steve: The Brit Method?
Dave: No, The Moore Method.
Steve: Is that the one where you stink of poo and be a complete freak?
Dave: YES!!!!! THATS THE ONE MATEEEEEE.
by fawxx_1 February 4, 2020
Get the The Moore Methodmug. Owning a dude by biting or cutting his penis while pretending to perform fellatio on him. The Beecher Method is useful for defending onself in an abusive situation. This was made popular by the HBO series OZ when regular but crazy inmate Beecher bit Robson's penis when he was sexually assaulted in his cell.
1.I think Rihanna should've made up with Chris Brown after the fight, then used the Beecher Method.
2. Driver 1:(Honking car horn) Drive slower, Dickhead!
Driver 2: Blow Me!
Driver 1: C'mon over, bitch! I'll give you the Beecher Method!
2. Driver 1:(Honking car horn) Drive slower, Dickhead!
Driver 2: Blow Me!
Driver 1: C'mon over, bitch! I'll give you the Beecher Method!
by darkest_light October 13, 2009
Get the Beecher Methodmug. Where a woman places her bits under a warm running faucet in the bathtub so that the stream of water hits her clit just so.
by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021
Get the Faucet methodmug.