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Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...
by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021
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dream soft launch

saving pic of siennas picture in chat saying random shit when high-aubrey reighmer
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Mexican Boat Launch

When a nasty bastard takes a dump in the pool.
Hey man, did you hear about Steve? He did a Mexican Boat Launch at the community centre last night!
by RichterScl July 2, 2016
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Rocket Launch Code

A password (usually auto-generated) that is complete nonsense. Example: *)36/Pn=p>(JOp5dcqtUo"@G
These passwords are ironically a good practice to use since a brute-force attack based on non-nonsense data is more likely to guess a password like "fuckrobot34" than "lG.j"UXhSHZ*|c>j|$oBfXr1"

The phrase comes from the assumption that a string of characters needed to launch a rocket would be very random as to protect the system from hijacking.
The password that was suggested to me on superconfidentialgovernment.com looked like a rocket launch code.
by Echold2006 April 13, 2023
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DEATH LAUNCH

When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.
Girl: he went out with his mates last night.

Friend: oh right what happened?

Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!

Friend: how bad was it?

Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!
by The Unforgetable June 1, 2011
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Pelvic Power Launch

When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.
I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.
by ShadyDefinitions May 27, 2018
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Launch a Toasty

Having a large sometimes loud fart in a heated seat of a car. The heating effect just amplifies the enjoyment for all.
The entire car was happy I was able to launch a toasty. Their hands covered there mouths in awe.
by GrandpaSaurous December 19, 2024
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