Lazerviking

A future ruler of the world. Their organization is divided into 10 groups with a supreme potentate, all of which are dependent on eachother. There are only about 30, usually heavily armed with either sexiness or actual weapons, including but not limited to- knives, guns, chemical weapons, military aircraft, experimental weapons, and powerful laserbeams. They always have clothes on, as if they were to remove their clothes, their sexiness would tear through the very fabric space-time continuum. Indestructible. their most notable trait, as seen by survivors, is a viking helmet that fires lazers on comand. One of them is extremley fond of screaming, "get some!"

reporter- And in later news, A lazerviking was spotted on the moon, carving in bold, visible letters, "get some".

by lazerviking 1 April 3, 2010

Langerado

Langerado is a music festival held every year in South Florida. The first festival was in 2003, which started out as a one day event. Over the years, Langerado has progressed into a 4-day music festival, so there are more concerts, and more people. People camp out at the festival and have one GRAND ol' time.

Langerado is very similar to the music festival Bonaroo (which is held every summer in Tennessee), only Langerado is smaller. Langerado has definitely grown quite a bit and there are definitely a lot of people that attend, but is still not as large as Bonaroo.

"Jambands" and hippies are what are thought to attend these festivals the most. While there is a lot of patchouli in the air at Langerado along with jambands, there are many other kinds of bands there--you have some pop, you have reggae, ska, rock, alternative, electronic, etc.

The scene there is to get yourself out there--enjoy the music you like, and explore different kinds of activities, art, music, etc., that you haven't been exposed to yet. There is also a BIG drug scene (like at many similar music festivals), mostly psychedelic drugs and pot.

It happens over spring break every year--why the hell not??

Check out Langerado.com

1. Bob finally received his Langerado ticket in the mail last week. It was more beautiful than he had ever imagined.

2. Langerado is the average headie's version of Christmas.

3. March 6 2008--so close yet so far away!!

by Let's get GOOSED!! February 25, 2008

Landers

The group of people with this last name suffer from being accidentally called Flanders instead on impact.

Please raise your hand when i call your last name.
Flanders!
...Its Landers!!!

by Melissaaa June 24, 2008

lancer evolution

a true legendary car made by mistu. 8 models or "evolutions" of the car. for its reasonably low price tag, can usually out perform more expensive cars stock to stock

that stock evo 7 just raped that gto

by gah September 15, 2003

lazercorn

the magical and godly unicorn enhanced by robotics to become a god of justice.

its a lazercorn were all dead.

by giga wulf January 29, 2015

lannert

a guy who bends over in front of big black guys in prison

that guy lannerted him

by swagdaddysmoke December 15, 2016

The Jack-o-lantern

The process of shoving a flashlight, the brighter the better, into a female's vagina. Once the flashlight is inserted correctly the flashlight is tunred on. This will create a Jack-o-lantern effect. This can also be done with a strobe light for a different effect.

My girlfriend and I were so drunk and horny after the halloween party, so I decided to give her the Jack-o-lantern

by HDpanhead1891 November 11, 2010