shower jouster

any male that has sex in the shower whether it be with a man or a woman

Tom decided to screw his wife in the shower

by frodo bagins July 30, 2003

Jousting

A competition between males, usually in clubs or bars with plenty of females (preferably not swamp donkeys) that takes being a man whore to a whole new level.

I cant believe Josh only bagged two bitches jousting last night! I know, Steven hit the bar early and ended up with six and a midget, does that count as a half?

Jousting in Phat Guys tonight would be like pouring liquid fire in my peehole!

by DaveyCurtLouis November 27, 2011

Clam jouster

Used to describe a lady who likes ladies, derived from the act of rubbing their pussies together.

Paula was a right clam jouster

by Funky the Monkey April 22, 2006

clam jouster

A Lesbian

Did you know that she is a clam jouster

by Rob October 31, 2003

jousty

Lucky, fortunate, jammy, spawny

Mark is a jousty bastard, he threw treble twenty with his first ever dart!

by Don Bricks February 16, 2010

Jousted

Falling for an etremely obvious trick, joke, or lie.

"How'd you hurt your ankle again?"
-Jousting in the State Fair last summer.
"Really? Wow, I didn't know you jousted."
-Nah I was kidding.
"I hate you!"
-You just got jousted!!!

by Russian Wizard aka...Rasputin April 9, 2010

Joust

To sniff powder drugs from a metallic 'lance' - a key, or spoon.

This essential Northern English verb takes its singular name from the Medieval martial display, and like the knights of old, today consumption of the finest powders requires stamina, endurance, and audacity.

Fancy a joust of K?

I was thoroughly jousted last night.

To joust or not to joust, that is the question.

by Seductionizer June 25, 2017