jebus

black jesus that can turn water into crack

guy1: whos jebus

guy2:black jesus

by championo March 11, 2020

jablute

Jablute means when you're trying to eat and someone ejaculates in your plate. And then you eat it anyways. (It happens to the best of us)

Hey buddy, can you cum in my plate so I can do jablute?

by Jablute March 28, 2020

jebusq

A very handsome smart man.

Darian is a very jebusq kinda guy

by Crashn February 1, 2023

jablumpkin

To do up the but or vagina area.Used when wanting sex or just feel like being funny.

Jim Moore gave him a jablumpkin.

by will johnson January 27, 2005

Jebus X

Joe: Also known as the "Generation X Jesus"

Jebus X and Cricketeer VI tear up Egypt.

by Del June 14, 2003

JebusCrife

Jebus is a one armed mod at www.GATCity.com. He is a funny fellow with the colours of the British Empire.

JebusCrife is makeing the GAT RPG.

by Jimmithy May 31, 2004

Jebu

1 It can Mean n00b, ch00b, in most cases due to the fact these words have been used many a times and other people cannot grasp the fact that its overused.

2 In Some cases it means newbie.. I have seen this used and it works but other people might recognize it as offensive..

3 Its a type of music. Jebu, funk, r&b, I have seen it called rap.. Although Most people refer to it as funk. A Simple google search on this might

1 -- Chat --
person1> I ju5t pWnD 7h15 Us3r!!!!
person2> God your a Jebu...
person1> fack U!
person2> #kill person1
person 1 has parted

2 -- chat--
person1> Can you teach me how to do this?
person2> Ok Jebu.. I'll teach you.
- so far so good.. heres the good ending
person1> Thank you!! :D
-Bad Ending
person1> What did you call me!?!?
person2> I called you a newbie
person1> :@
person2> -sigh- nvrmnd..

3 " Did you get that jebu albulm I sent you the other day?" , " Yea! I Love insert the funk/ect here "

by DarkGrave September 10, 2008