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A dumb prick that no one loves or even like the fact that he even has friends is a wonder to science. This pimpled and acne freak is hated by all and loved by nobe
jeblu by Helal January 26, 2015
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A large squeezable round object located on a womens chest.
I coundn't stop staring at her jablums, they were just too big!
jablums by Kabowowowow February 26, 2008
Related Words
jeblu • Jebus • jetBlue • Jeclub • Jeblis • jebuz • Jeblet • Jebunt • Jebus Crife • jelun

Jebuiz y'har 

1) Someone who uses a non-Gregorian timescale
2) Someone who rejects the common 'Anno Domini' basis of chronology
Greetings - My name is Jebuiz y'har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.
Jebuiz y'har by BigCow1 November 13, 2013

save me jebus

Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.
Is a friendly and kind loving beast, who is super strong and can stop anything. He loves to eat, play WOW, and runscape, but he despises ginger's like Mairead.
That guy is a Jeclub. He is the nicest guy I know and he hates gingers too.
Jeclub by Gi Joe3qwrterg November 22, 2011

Jebnutóza 

Slovakian slang word from eastern block which describes illnes that attacks brain cells and victim acts as after lobotomy
We are full AD and he picked yasuo mid, for sure that a jebnutóza case!
Jebnutóza by maroshqo February 2, 2022
The very definition of athletics. When someone is Jeclub they are usually fit and packed with abs.
Man that guy is so Jeclub today.
Jeclub by Logical14 November 16, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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