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Jack Daniel's Story

Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.
Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!
by K on a Stick February 16, 2008
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Jack Daniel's Brown Cum

the mixture of cum and shit, mixed in a mixer and then served over steak to the unsuspecting victim. Looks like steak sauce, that's why it works
You should have seen the look on her face when she found out it was Jack Daniel's Brown Cum
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Jacqui doesn't know jack diddly bout my life
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Jack is an American actor who is best known for his role as Eddie Kaspbrak in the 2017 IT adaptation. He acted alongside Finn Wolfhard and Jaeden Martell.

In my opinion, Jack is one of the most caring people on the planet.

He has ADHD but only true fans can push past that and focus on his great personality.
Hey, did you see Jack Dylan Grazer's new movie?

Yeah I did! It was awesome!
by EddieKaspbrak! September 13, 2020
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THE CUTEST AND FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE.

-- he is most known to star in IT as eddie kaspbrak, and in shazam as Captain Marvel Jr.

-- he is so so sweet and so funny.
maddie: whos your celebrity crush?

emma: jack dylan grazer!!!
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Jack Del Rio

An adjective denoting high levels faggotry.
Why that is Jack Del Rio gay.
by pat jones November 29, 2004
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Jack Daniels

Sell-outs

I'm boycotting
86 proof down to 80 proof
by Heath February 2, 2005
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