instaeverything

Anything that can instantly happen, in an instant.

I was walking down the street and thats when it happened, instaeverything.

by Fischer5315 October 20, 2010

Instabate

When you cant contain yourself and instantly masterbate where ever you are.

Dude, yesterday I was on the bus and there was this really hot girl and I just had this urge, so I instabeted rigtht there on the bus! Instabate!

by missachan400 May 26, 2010

instafriend

When you meet gregarious friends of a friend of yours and they automatically become your friends, too. While there's potential for meaningful relationships, instafriends usually remain cheerfully superficial.

"I went to a party with Frank, he introduced me to Sally, Joe, and Bob. We all exchanged numbers, yay, three instafriends!"

by hypello November 23, 2003

instafreak

instafreak
1. A person who gets real nasty real quick in the kickin it sense. "Dat instafreak tried to stick his cock in muh face the first time i went to his crib".
2. When a normally laid back person, for some reason, usually because some extra tasty weed is inhaled or some ballin bass is droppin, starts dance fucking everything in sight. "That school teacher is usually demure, but the Hell's Tahoe & 2Live Crew combo got her clappin dat booty like a instafreak".
3. A way of descrbing an action that is exceptionally freaky that will take place shortly. "Hey:) Becky, im finda go instafreak on dat yella in the corner till he poppin. Then, take him grocery chomping for lady gravy in da back of this club".
4. The opposite of a gurl who will make u wait at least a fortnight before letting u penetrate her.
"All these boys wanna instafreak
No one's out there looking for a boss like me
Too hood to be good
Too good to be too hood".
5. A nigga who rubs his penis on u when u obviously not interested, while ur jus trying to get a drink in a club (and look for a guy you want to rub his penis on you). "Hey, yo Penelope, we gon hafta shift in this bitch, i gotta stage 5 instafreak tryna rub one out on my leg like a puppyboy".

I often find myself confounded, and yet strangely pleased and wet, when being presented with opposing phenomena in a rapid succession; things were all chill, then freaky, so i went instafreak, as well.

by MmeWord January 24, 2015

insta punk kit

A "joke" site that shoots to hell everything it is to be "punk."

Avril uses the insta punk kit as her source of info on the punk scene.

by Shep July 20, 2003

insta

A prefix usually preceding a verb emphasizing and often exaggerating the haste of something, especially a performed task.

1. OMGLOL, you got instapwned.
2. Fedex rocks, package instarrived on time.
3. Seriously that shitty mindless show needs to be instacancelled before I instasert this screwdriver into my pulsating forehead.

by FioraLongears November 12, 2007

Instacrush

to instantly find yourself fawning over that one hottie with the sparkling eyes, and that beaming smile. you probably don't know their name, and they probably don't know yours, but who cares its infatuation at a first glance. its not necessary to know much about that person, besides the fact that they're oozing in appeal.

Guy1: " oh man did you see that waitress over there? "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "

by donteatcows October 27, 2007