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instafriend 

When you meet gregarious friends of a friend of yours and they automatically become your friends, too. While there's potential for meaningful relationships, instafriends usually remain cheerfully superficial.
"I went to a party with Frank, he introduced me to Sally, Joe, and Bob. We all exchanged numbers, yay, three instafriends!"
instafriend by hypello November 23, 2003
Related Words

Insta Friends 

Becoming friends instantly because of some event.
Lana is not going to become insta friends with her Dad, who was never in her life, just because he gave her a credit card.
Insta Friends by MACbihh April 3, 2009

instafriend 

one who is friends with you in real life, but too cool to follow you back on instagram.
hey is that john?

yea, he's friendly in person, even calls to hang sometimes, but seems more concerned about his followers on instagram.

oh, he's an instafriend?

yea, that's right.

Insta-Friends 

When a person, not having real friend's make's them up. ie imaginary
Oh, look it's sarah, she has to make insta-Friends cause she's to much of freak to get real one's. Let's go laugh in her face.
Insta-Friends by Fitz Bailey January 26, 2007

Instafried 

When you're smoking some really dank kush and it gets you baked really fast.
"WOW MAN, Richard is so instafried."
Instafried by WHITE CHILD May 25, 2015

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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