instafreak

instafreak
1. A person who gets real nasty real quick in the kickin it sense. "Dat instafreak tried to stick his cock in muh face the first time i went to his crib".
2. When a normally laid back person, for some reason, usually because some extra tasty weed is inhaled or some ballin bass is droppin, starts dance fucking everything in sight. "That school teacher is usually demure, but the Hell's Tahoe & 2Live Crew combo got her clappin dat booty like a instafreak".
3. A way of descrbing an action that is exceptionally freaky that will take place shortly. "Hey:) Becky, im finda go instafreak on dat yella in the corner till he poppin. Then, take him grocery chomping for lady gravy in da back of this club".
4. The opposite of a gurl who will make u wait at least a fortnight before letting u penetrate her.
"All these boys wanna instafreak
No one's out there looking for a boss like me
Too hood to be good
Too good to be too hood".
5. A nigga who rubs his penis on u when u obviously not interested, while ur jus trying to get a drink in a club (and look for a guy you want to rub his penis on you). "Hey, yo Penelope, we gon hafta shift in this bitch, i gotta stage 5 instafreak tryna rub one out on my leg like a puppyboy".

I often find myself confounded, and yet strangely pleased and wet, when being presented with opposing phenomena in a rapid succession; things were all chill, then freaky, so i went instafreak, as well.

instafreak by MmeWord January 24, 2015

instafake model 

A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.

"For real tho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."

instafake model by camelbakChute February 28, 2017

Instacream 

Instacream: The point of on the spot non controllable orgasm when you see someone that amazingly fit they have that effect on you

Hayley Williams, Just hearing her name makes me instacream

Instacream by Tobi Atkins August 4, 2007

instaframe 

Instaframe is a picture taken via cell phone and uploaded to Instagram. The picture can look as if you paid tons of money for it as the filters do wonders for amateur photographers.

Instafram(ed) photos can directly be printed and mounted for everyone to view.

(2) Instaframe- A photo taken of an eyewear frame from instagram.

Chuck- Oh my gosh Max, where did you buy that photo?

Max- Oh no chuck, I instaframed it straight from my mobile device.

Chuck- Wait, you just filtered and altered the photo through instagram and claimed it as your own?

Max- Yea Chuck..... It's not 1997

(2) Instaframe - I just instaframed that eywear frame from the mall. Did you "like" it?

instaframe by DoYOthangGirl October 11, 2014

Instatreason

To gain a follower, then good-naturedly following him/her in return, only so that he/ she unfollows you in a matter of days (2 or 3). A common occurrence among Instagram users, victims are usually busy, proactive people who are not overly conscious of the number of people they follow and follow them.

Frankie: " Oh nice, Mike from class is following me. Guess Ill follow back, cool dude."

* Three days later*

Frank: " Oh lost a follow, wonder who committed this Instatreason..."

Instatreason by Madridista1995 January 24, 2015

instafaking 

(Een-stuf-aken)

When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.

Tom was instafaking when said yes they sure said the blue carrot exists!

instafaking by Gangleololol June 8, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005