Indoor Olympics

Sex indoors, typically one’s home, more specifically the bedroom.

After our third date, Ashley took me to her house for some Indoor Olympics.

by Seamless78 June 19, 2018

Industry Necrophiliac

a. The glorification and/or the inflation of the image of a popular musician who is deceased or a posthumous music release.
b. The act of metaphorically sucking/riding the dick of a deceased musician.

"I think Jon is an Industry Necrophiliac, because his favorite rappers are Juice WRLD and XXXTentacion."

by 3³ January 8, 2021

BASIS Independent Brooklyn

A school in Red Hook, Brooklyn, full of retarded people who are also fake. They are mostly liberals and brag about their hamptons homes and all their “hypebeast” clothing. They are all very spoiled and entitled and cry if they don’t get what they want. Some of them also so drugs in the bathroom and smoke weed because they think it makes them look cool.

Aaron: Where did you go to school?
Michael: BASIS Independent Brooklyn.
Aaron: Ohhh. That school is full of asshole rich kids, right?
Michael: Yup.

by Empathising June 30, 2020

Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash

An unwanted, intrusive thought that makes your head (involuntarily) flip back.

“Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”

by m1rlax0 February 2, 2022

ARMY Independence Day

ARMY Independence Day is the 14 of October. We celebrated our freedom from the pressed kpoppie world in 2018. They ridiculed and mocked us for years, calling us toxic and trash, and finally it was enough. Now we have our own continent what can those hoes say?
President: Kim Namjoon
Independence Day: 2018, Oct 15
Government House: The Purple House
Trademark color: Purple
National Anthem: 땡
Motto: Borahae
Mission: Break records, make another history, fly even higher
Vision: Dominate The World!

ARMY Independence Day is the only holiday that matters and kpoppies can stay pressed. Alexa play DDAENG by BTS

by NamJeniuss October 14, 2018

go read a book about india

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.

"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"

by JormanThoad March 2, 2017

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

Dobby Pussy Indulgence (DPI) is simply defined as self-care for the most woke individuals. Ask yourself: "Who's indulging tonight?"

Imagine working a shitty ass minimum wage at some fuckin gas station on the side of the road in the middle of buttcrack Missouri where you haven't had a single customer in like a week and a half and suddenly you hear the dusty ass bell chime like a sweet song from god telling you that the door opened so you look up from your seventeen magazines from 2012 you found on the side of the road that you're only reading because it's the only thing distracting you from your own mortality so you look up from the magazine and standing in front of the checkout desk it's the fucking pope. wearing the full fucking pope get up in all his glory a foot in front of you watching you read a mud stained magazine where Bella Thorne talks about her favorite prints to mix and match and the pope is still a paying customer so you just smile and say hi how can I help you? :) and he just fucking stares at you with his cold dead pope eyes and slowly raises his scepter into the air and then bangs it on the ground so hard that the tile broke and that's either coming out of your paycheck or just never getting fixed at all and he hasn't broken eye contact with you since you first saw him and he smells like the pope probably smells and he tells you he demands your finest Dobby Pussy Indulgence may god bless your soul. what would you do how would you feel if that was something that happened to you?????

by ThiccBih September 7, 2017