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Hook Five

When sitting next to your buddy at the bar a high five is made difficult due to a few reasons:

- holding a drink in one hand

- lack of space

- having to turn to face each other
The new and improved hook five allows for an awesome high five while maintaing the same sitting position, not putting down a drink and still achieving a high five.

To perform the hook five simply lift your outside arm up and over your head, close to performing a hook shot in basketball, and complete by bringing it in for the slap.
Hey Buddy, check out that chick at the end of the bar, DIBS... *HOOK FIVE!*
by Fepic Bros December 25, 2010
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Groin Hook

To pick up a drunk woman while drunk using references towards your genatalia
How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.
by willie11 April 21, 2011
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negative hook-up

When a man brings home a woman after attempting to woo her, but she ends up putting on more clothes, rather than taking them off.
Dan: "How did things work out with that girl you met last night?"

Jay: "Everything was going fine, until I brought her back to my place, and she asked to borrow my sweatshirt, and said she had a boyfriend. I had a negative hook-up."
by My balls are fat September 16, 2011
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wii hook

What auto-correct gives you when you're trying to type "Woo Hooo!" also known as Woo Hoo.
My favorite song is on! Wii Hook! (sent via mobile device)
by Just Kelly January 6, 2012
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hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
The hook and real gave me my war.
by Jb habes March 10, 2017
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Fishing hook of boners

The theoretical power that your friend has to hook you up with someone that you want to love and bone
Ian must use the fishing hook of boners to set Glenn up with Amy
by Strongalingam April 6, 2019
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Three knuckle hook job

Insert three fingers anally, slightly past the middle knuckles; then bend the fingers and lift violently.
When I caught the whore going through my wallet; I gave her a three knuckle hook job on one end, grabbed her hair with the other hand and threw her ass outta the hotel room.
by NoFnNamesLeft June 9, 2009
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