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Preemptive Flush

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."
by Stew711 July 20, 2015
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complementary flush

flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person
hurry up I gotta take a dump, and how about a complementary flush
by somethree May 9, 2013
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Uterine Flush

The female period. On the rag. Aunt Flo. Monthly bill.
Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.

Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
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caution flush

When you've taken such a massive dump that if you don't flush before you wipe your ass, you'll probably overflow the toilet
(similar to the courtesy flush)
Oh my god, I was so embarassed when I nearly overflowed my new boyfriends' toilet.
You should have used a caution flush
by four-eyed-dunker August 12, 2011
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cunt flush

by Tatd4Life March 18, 2010
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Santa Flush

What some people (esp. young children) call Sani Flush toilet bowl cleaner crystals.
Mom, I think you need to put some Santa Flush in the toilet; it smells funny.
by Telephony December 23, 2021
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Flushing Twice

Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.
John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.
by PossumCuber July 9, 2010
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