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Financial-Bulimia

A mental condition that causes a person to take great enjoyment or pride in returning a recently purchased item to get their money back.
My wife loves to shop all day then returned a large portion of items at the end of the day because she suffers from Financial-Bulimia.
by bigsky March 8, 2009
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financial oncologist

A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.
He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.
by pennlawyer December 30, 2010
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Financicles

Those things that you are grabbed by during budget cuts.
That department is screwed, the CFO has them right by the financicles.
by thespacecadet May 19, 2017
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Financially impotent

A grown man who cannot provide or isn't willing to provide for himself or his family.

A grown manLacking in work ethic lacking in career ambition and financial drive. No self-pride No self-respect always borrowing money in debt

A grown man with no shame living off other people particularly, living off women in his life.

A grown man who doesn't know how to sustain a job. Often unemployment more than employed.

A grown man who plays video games all day unemployed living a financial parasitical existence.
Financially Impotent: A grown adult man who cannot provide for himself nor his family.
by Truth seeker 71 August 9, 2018
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financial suicide

financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.
employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.

Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.

Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!

Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!
by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021
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Finncel

A 4chan user who believes that Finn from Cartoon Network's Adventure Time is hated by the show's writers. They will constantly complain that Finn was mistreated because he is a straight white male. The will argue that everything that happened to Finn in the show is attack on his character and by extension theirs.
"These fucking Finncels are ruining the thread again!"

"Do they ever talk about anything else?"
by Munchbuncher22222 October 23, 2022
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fiancé gums

girls who have large gums and usually long teeth (not required) always have a fiancé
“should i ask out that girl over there?”
“nah she got fiancé gums, i wouldn’t risk it.”
by alligators17 April 1, 2023
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