Financicles 

Those things that you are grabbed by during budget cuts.

That department is screwed, the CFO has them right by the financicles.

Financicles by thespacecadet May 19, 2017

Financialence 

The act or practice of abstaining, refraining from spending money on someone or something.

Oh, your not wanting to have sex huh, your trying abstinence? Okay, then I guess I will have to practice financialence! and not spend any money on your ass!

Financialence by Greg.S-Michael.T September 11, 2016

Financialship

The skillful, careful, and responsible management of money or other liquid resources of a government, business, group, or individual.

Dwayne showed outstanding Financialship when he invested money that his hooker made from last year's sales into a pair of new fake titties for her so she could make him even more money this year.

Financialship by Macroft August 4, 2009

Financialent 

The act or practice of abstaining, refraining from spending money on someone or something.

"If I give you good sex, will you please stop being so financialent with me?"

Financialent by Greg.S-Michael.T September 11, 2016

Financiallessness

Financiallessness (adjective, noun): The inability of a family or group to effectively pass on essential financial knowledge and information—such as banking, credit management, and investment strategies—to the next generation. This gap in financial education often results in confusion, poor financial decisions, and a lack of preparedness for future financial responsibilities.

Example:

"The financiallessness passed to my parents has kept them from being able to help me make good financial decisions. What do I do man?"

"I don't know dude, Financiallessness runs in my family too"

Financiallessness by WolfJam06 September 27, 2024

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

spreading financials by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019