figulatin'

When you ejaculate randomly. Usually when you are not sexually aroused. This feels weird.

Man when we started going down hill on that roller coaster I felt like I was figulatin'

by b391130301193 May 7, 2018

Fagola heaux

A faux heterosexual man with a brittle back from years of cocksmithing.

Damn bro you’re such a Fagola heaux!

by Junn Sno October 5, 2021

Faglander

What I call Homelander from “The Boys”.

“Hughie, Butch & Soldier Boy were fucking up Faglander so bad”

by TheWerdDood July 26, 2022

Faguar

Faguar is commonly defined as a long haired homosexual mammal which derives off the Iranian descent. The Faguar can be found in your local apartment complex preying on younger mammals in attempts to engage in gay sex with it in the bunions

Hey man sorry i took so long i was in the stairs and this faguar offered me some brains so i was like im gonna fuck this nigga in the mouth

by pomnani September 6, 2010

Fagslanger

A man who swirls semen in his throat.

He gurgled it all the fagslanger

by Dez AKA the jazz man May 10, 2006

Fabular

It's "Fab" and "Spectacular" fused together into one word.

Woah. The Beatles are one Fabular band!

by Marlys (Beatle_Soul October 23, 2007

faglame

A weak attempt to flame someone on a message board, usually by calling your opponent gay.

Faglame ...you fuckin' biatch

by VAKI5 October 10, 2005