A person who completely makes up statistic or fact to make a point in conversation, either on purpose or by mistake.
"Joey is such the embellishtician. He said that there are more grizzly bears in Montana than there are people."
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As you're walking across the street from campus to the bookstore, you turn to your friend and say "See crazy old Preacher Bill on that street corner? He's there almost every day, trying to embiblify the world. Don't get too close, or he'll try to engage you for not following God's word."
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The bottom of the list of emails in your inbox that you can see on one screen without scrolling or clicking to the next page. Once an email slips to the next screen, the likelihood of a response is significantly diminished.
Sorry, it took so long to get back to you. It was kind of a crazy week and once your email slipped below the event horizon I completely spaced.
by clever.h January 5, 2011
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Girl A: I just emailed my ex-boyfriend a poem about how much I still love him....AND I just noticed I used the wrong form of there/their!
Girl B: That is some serious emailer's remorse
Girl B: That is some serious emailer's remorse
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by BelieverofGod June 4, 2017
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A fellow co-worker or student the system by sending emails to everyone who is on the email system.
This often leads to abuse of the email system and can result in having your email inbox spammed by a Mass-emailer.
This can also be irritating because often mass-emailer's will stop stop at just one mass-email, but go on to send more and more and clog up your inbox so that it is full of useless shit.
A fellow co-worker or student the system by sending emails to everyone who is on the email system.
This often leads to abuse of the email system and can result in having your email inbox spammed by a Mass-emailer.
This can also be irritating because often mass-emailer's will stop stop at just one mass-email, but go on to send more and more and clog up your inbox so that it is full of useless shit.
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