Eggley Bagelface

The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.

Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.

by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010

creme egger

A person who kisses like your mouth is the inside of the popular easter egg.

"So, how was Bob at kissing?"
"He was a RIGHT Creme Egger!!"

by emily laura May 7, 2005

Goose Egged

Getting beat in any way that your score is a 0. (resembling a goose egg)

(see also: raped)

4 to 0 in a game of S&D

"They just got goose egged"

by Asulen November 25, 2009

eggbeater

the torturous kick neccesary to play water polo

The kid grew tired of doing eggbeater and found himself barely bobbing above the water.

by allyourbaseball March 11, 2010

Eggiweggs

NADSATspeak for.. eggs. simply; used in A Clockwork Orange

"hmmm... eggiweggs."

"i'm frying meself some eggiweggs"

by MernaMorton March 7, 2007

Eggsexual

when the consistency of a vagina's lips is equivalent to that of a plate of scrambled eggs

I dated an eggsexual girl once...I don't eat breakfast now

by Team Clud May 6, 2010

Eggin

To egg Bret to the point of Negativity per Julie

I egged bret

by Arron February 16, 2004