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Get-in-the-hole! Douchebag

The person who obnoxious and inevitably yells "Get in the hole!" at a professional golf tournament. This particular brands of douche tend to follow popular golfers, especially Tiger Woods. This phrase can be heard anywhere on the course, regardless of the feasibility of said ball making it to said hole.
Guy 1: Did you hear that jack wagon yelling "Get in the hole."
Guy2: What a dumb ass. Dude was teeing off on a 600 yard par 5.
Guy1: Yeah unless Phil Mickelson got exposed to gamma rays and has a secret habit of turning green it's a totally dumb thing to say.
Guy2: Yep that guy wasa total Get-in-the-hole! Douchebag.
by JDTheNerDragon June 17, 2014
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Staten Island Douchebag

Staten Island Douchebag - AKA - SIDB
The definition of the large majority of young men and women from 16-30 years who live repetative, shallow lives that make up Staten Island.
SIDB's usually consist of dudes who:
- Get their nails and eyebrows done.
- Go to tanning salons.
- Drive their dad's expensive car.
- Have some kind of rediculously spikey hair style or a "fauxhawk"
- Wear tight jeans, pop their stupid collars up and love fist pumping in a bar or club.
- Take steriods and love cocaine.
- Very wiggerish.
- Enjoy freestyle and hip-hop music.
- In the gym they take up machines because they are more busy looking at their muscles, tanlines and talking on their cell phones.
- Were probably the most popular in high school so they live off that reputation till they are 25 and most likely will never amount to anything unless they are handed a job by a successful relative.
- Usually are loud mouthed 3rd or 4th generation Italian-Americans who know a friend, who knows a guy, who's uncle is connected, therefore they believe they are connected.
- Would never fight you unless 10 or 15 of his "boys" are around and you're by yourself.
- Probably are, were or want to pose for the FDNY calendar.
- Good chance fucked one of his male friends.
- Are the main reason the people at the Jersey Shore hate New Yorkers.

SIDB usually consist of girls who:
- Have orange face.
- Have the brightest teeth you ever seen.
- Put their hair in that stupid poof thing like paris hilton or gwen stefani.
- Are too good to drink beer.
- Usually are in credit card debt.
- Got fake tits or german automobile on her sweet sixteen causing her parents to go into credit card debt.
- Usually her family moved from Brooklyn, into a condo or house with a 3 foot backyard.
- Works in a tanning salon or as a hairdresser, waitress or bartender because they went to Staten Island Community College or St.Johns Staten Island Campus for 1 semester and have no qualifications.
- Enjoy double parking and parking in firezones and handicap spots, then argue with cops when they get caught.
- Generally are spoiled rotten.
- Very cunty.
- Only reading they do is celebrity gossip magazines.
- Generally have filthy mouths but surprisingly they wont give head.
Guy #1 "Hey is that bar gonna be filled with Staten ISland Douchebags?"
Guy #2 "Yes"
Guy #1 "I'm not going then"
by M2million December 7, 2006
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Douchebag Ponytail

An asshole who thinks he's enlightened. When in reality he's a high school drop out who is 34 living with his mother in the Poconos doing yoga in her living room.
by Adorable Girlfriend August 1, 2010
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Johnny Douchebag

This term is specifically used to refer to a male whose name you do not know. These individuals are easy to pick out at first glance because they are flagrantly pompous since they believe they are of high social status. In actuality they are unintelligent and come off as tools in social settings.
Eric: Look at Johnny Douchebag over there hitting on that good looking girl.
by strutter May 22, 2009
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british douchebag

Middle and Upper Class british youth. They are usually students but not always. Characteristically defined as pretentious douchebags who wear aviator sunglasses, shorts and flip flops in the middle of fuckin winter. There are two types, the trendsetters and the followers. The trendsetters as the name implies are the ones who lead the way. The followers are useless cunts who have no identity and worship their leaders. Their natural habitat is out on the street usually at night. Can be also found using the phrase "Yeahno"
John: Did you go out last night?
Phil: Oh Mate Yeah it was amazing we got smashed
John: Rararararara
Phil: Yeahno it was really good. rarararara
John: Let's have gay buttsex
Phil: OK rarararararara. I'm a british douchebag
by Keepinitrealreal March 24, 2010
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Iphone douchebag

The douchebag who always answers every question by saying "oh let me look that up on my iphone 4", and always points out that he has an iphone 4 and you dont.
by Slutzy. July 9, 2011
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Vegan Douchebag

Someone who plagiarizes other peoples work in the pursuit of self aggrandizement whilst giving the appearance of being knowledgable, credible and holier than thou. The worst kind of intellectual thief. Known to hide when confronted. Will police comments on media to prevent having to deal with lack of originality. Does not credit the source.
Man oh man. he just swiped that content and posted it as his own, he's a fuckin' vegan douchebag.
by The Nodge Squad October 20, 2012
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